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For Christmas... I want a dozen anonymous people to be secretly fascinated by my Journal. There are some reasons why this will not be the case:

1. I don't have enough problems.
   
2. I'm not witty enough to make up for #1.
   
3. I don't include any sex to compensate for #2
   
4. I don't really want a dozen anonymous people to read my Journal.
   
5. (Yoo Hoo! If you're out there, Hi! *waves*)
   

OK I never did bake the poor guy a pie. But I did watch Episode I with him unto the late hours of the night, last night, and even suggested that we watch the last bit over.