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New Thing(s) I Learned:

Yeast Infections suck. Chickens repel seagulls.

"Also, it appears that you may be able to get some of the same effects by eating a lot of yogurt, the idea being that some of the acidophilus will make it through your digestive system and then crawl from your anus over to where you want them, i.e., in your vagina. seems to me like a hell of journey; i say if you want 'em in your crotch, just put 'em there." I like this site. :)

Today Connor was in a mood, probably because he was hungry. He was playing next to the open dishwasher, when he suddenly got a bug up his butt that he wanted his head to be in space currently occupied by the dishwasher door. He started fussing and pushing it up, and sure enough it came down and conked him on the head, polishing off his bad mood quite nicely. It makes me wonder how often I manufacture my own problems when I'm in a bad mood. It's much easier to see with Connor, because he's not me and because his behavior is so largely uninhibited that the absurdity of what's making him unhappy is particularly visible to my eyes.