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Some Quixotic emailing...

Me:	Women shop for car audio too. I'm turned off by the cheesecake, wouldn't bid on an auction advertised like that. Just so's you know, in case I might not be alone in this.
Ebay Merchant:	I understand but please do not be angry because we have pretty girls in the auctions [For those listening at home 'pretty girls' = women in 'fuck me' poses]....we have run these auctions for months now and have had no complaints in fact sales have increased becasue of this marketing strategy...I too am a woman and the owner of this company and needed something to trend set in the tough world of ebay and this was a very grey decision but has proved to be lucrative and beneficial for 99.9% [?! What happened to the .1%?] of all involved....I am sorry you do not approve.... Thanks, Jennifer MJM WHOLESALE
Me:	I just hope you're not one of those women that complains that men don't take you seriously. :) Best of luck to you.
Ebay Merchant:	No after 4 years on ebay and 8 million dollars in sales a year I think I am taken very serious....but thank you. Thanks, Jennifer MJM WHOLESALE [Well that's all that matters now isn't it?]
Wait! There's more....
Me:	Seeing pictures of maimed animals makes me want to throw up. Am I alone on this?
Rep of Mike, Headless Chicken Festival:	Try not to look, thats what I do. - Karen