Amore (Organic with No Guar Gum or Corn Syrup)

It was at teh health foodie co-op store last night and there was this couple bonding over the tortilla section.
It was so cute as they held the labels up to their little noses, chewing over ingredients and sounding one other out for nutritional compatibility. Asking one another's opinion as they exchanged copulatory glances. (OK I only remember the female inquiring of the male's opinion, but what's a little PC white-washing between friends?)
I just know they were a shiny new couple. If they'd been established, I'm sure the woman would have yanked their usual brand of tortilla off the shelf, while making polite yet pointed mention of the needfulness of taking the kitchen scraps out to the compost bin before they try to crawl there on their own.