What's My Line?

I met someone I'd been in high school with today. This made me think of high school reunions and what I would say to people who ask me what I do. Hmmm. It's not unusual in this strange white-bread Jamaica sort of place in which I live for people well into adulthood to say 'oh, a little of this and a little of that' in response to that question, so I would not be alone. Some possible answers:

• kept woman... hmmm, common-law wife is catchy too


• teacher


• small business owner


• early childhood development specialist


• fangurl


• aspiring pornographer


• recovering Whedonite


• groundskeeper


• cookie baker