Gosh Darn It

My Alien Overlord fic is making me pouty. *pouts* I feel like I went the wrong way with it a bit. Oh well, I still like the porn. >:) Except the porn is not as good if the characters aren't right >:( Ah well, onward, pornward.

I posted about willys/schlongs/little firemen/jade stalks/prongs in my last post, here's an analysis of the 'glittery hooha.' I got this from my flist some time back, but I can't find the post now and am frightened to guess lest I guess wrong. The 'glittery hoo-hoo' 'glittery hooha' (isn't a hoo-hoo like a Twinky or something?) is the romance (and romance!fic) convention that once the hero has laid eyes on/laid other parts on the heroine he is ruined for all other women. He may have sex with other women, even good sex from a technical standpoint, but it will just never quite satisfy him the way she does. There is almost always a corollary that she manages this despite having less sexual polish than some of his other partners--it's the power of the G...

More stuff gakked from my flist, this one via mina_de_malfois made me giggle. As a child, I read all the Nancy Drew stories to be had at the library. The Lost Outlines of Carolyn Keene