Got Coco Nutts?

A is ebaying a gaming laptop for a client. It gets some interesting questions from potential bidders.

aloha how ru?? ill pay dearly for a copy of the driver or utility discs if you can make me one of each been trying forever to reinstall a bigger hard drive in my project here .but i dont want to muckit up .thanku for any help in this matter ILL LET U USE MY FISHING BOAT IF YOUR EVER IN KAUAI AND I USE PAYPAL X ARMY COMPUTER FIXER HERE ON ISLAND NEED ANY FISH ??HULA GURLS COCO NUTTS SHELLS PEARLS SHARK TEETH?? THANKS