The Bad News First

BN: Someone posted a Google review about the Mister's Computer Super Genius home business stating that we had two large unfixed dogs that repeatedly terrorized the neighborhood, that our household included avid patrons of local drug houses, and that we shouldn't be trusted with anyone's home or business. Thanks to Google's approximate street numbering, I think they were confusing us with the house next door. (May she RIP) At least they had the courtesy to concede that they had never actually done business with him.

GN: The review has been taken down! Yay!

GN: I can haz solar! When the sun shines, the electric meter she do run backwards-eth. I'm SO excited!

( Do these solar panels make my garage look phat? )