The best thing about being a vegetarian

[botias]

There was an article extolling the cooking and eating of bugs in the cooking column of our local weekly. They taste like what you cook them in! They're environmentally sound! Other cultures eat their insects like good boys and girls! I just couldn't warm up to the idea, and I was starting to feel guilty about my food snobbery, and then I realized that I have a good excuse, being a vegetarian and all. We'll just ignore the way I occasionally eat ocean-dwelling arthropods...