Gosh Darn It

[botias]

My Alien Overlord fic is making me pouty. *pouts* I feel like I went the wrong way with it a bit. Oh well, I still like the porn. >:) Except the porn is not as good if the characters aren't right >:( Ah well, onward, pornward.

I posted about willys/schlongs/little firemen/jade stalks/prongs in my last post, here's an analysis of the 'glittery hooha.' I got this from my flist some time back, but I can't find the post now and am frightened to guess lest I guess wrong. The 'glittery hoo-hoo' 'glittery hooha' (isn't a hoo-hoo like a Twinky or something?) is the romance (and romance!fic) convention that once the hero has laid eyes on/laid other parts on the heroine he is ruined for all other women. He may have sex with other women, even good sex from a technical standpoint, but it will just never quite satisfy him the way she does. There is almost always a corollary that she manages this despite having less sexual polish than some of his other partners--it's the power of the G...

More stuff gakked from my flist, this one via mina_de_malfois made me giggle. As a child, I read all the Nancy Drew stories to be had at the library. The Lost Outlines of Carolyn Keene

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[kittyspike.livejournal.com]

Something tells me that if I refered to my husband's penis as "the little fireman" he might be offended......or at the very least confused. It did make me giggle though.

And I'm pouting simply because there isn't more fic in this post. If it makes you feel any better, I liked the last installment a lot. And I don't think the characters are off at all. I think something to keep in mind with fic is that everyone kind of puts their own stamp of how they see things on what they write. Characters can and do change baised on one's bias.....as well they should, else they'd be completely static and what fun would that be?

[botias.livejournal.com]

I thought the 'little fireman' thing was a reference to hoses for a long time. ;)

Thanks for your kind words. It helps. :) The more obnoxious Lotor is the better I like him. If I could go back, I would have made him more clueless and arrogant.

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

Onward, pornward - that's the spirit. Sorry Lotor is giving you fits, but isn't that his job?

The last chapter was stellar, so I can't see where it veered off track. I'm sure you'll get it all righted.

[botias.livejournal.com]

Yes, that is his job, but at least he looks very pretty while he's doing it. :D

Awww! Thank you! That helps a lot. The thing I have to watch out for is that it's OOC for Lotor to attempt to please anyone other than himself. Clearly he's besotted, which one can make a fairly good case for, but how far would that go really? And does he have nefarious intentions? Is he actually capable of not hurting her? Does he think he's actually capable of not hurting her? All things it would be best to figure out. :/

[wolff-slaven.livejournal.com]

Good porn must go on! ^_^

[botias.livejournal.com]

I'm all for that. :D

[mere-ubu.livejournal.com]

Isn't a hoo-hoo like a Twinky or something?

*cackles* I believe you're thinking of Ho-Hos. (Yeah, like that's an improvement over Hoo-Hoos!) Then there's Yoo-Hoo, the foul, chalky, chocolate-y drink. What is it with snack cakes and the weird genital euphemism names, anyway? Ding Dongs are now King Dons, and I've split the difference and started calling them Don Kings. Such a muddle!

I'm making "Pornward!" my new battle cry. There should be signs.

[botias.livejournal.com]

What is it with snack cakes and the weird genital euphemism names, anyway?

Hee! A question for the ages. They changed the name of Ding Dongs? I am going to tell myself that it was not Bowdlerized and that they just thought the new name was more snappy. Yes, I don't know why anyone would drink Yoo-Hoo when they could be drinking Quik or say, pretty much anything else.

I'm making "Pornward!" my new battle cry. There should be signs.

Now I'm thinking things like "Pornward, Ho!" and "Orgasm or Bust!" May I cordially blame you?

[mere-ubu.livejournal.com]

May I cordially blame you?

You know, you're the second person to ask me that in the past half hour. Clearly my reputation is already tarnished beyond saving. Blame away! :D

Ooh, I love "Pornward, Ho!" *hands* There should be icons!

[botias.livejournal.com]

There should be icons! Please, tell me if there are ever icons. Especially if they have Spike on them anywhere.

[mere-ubu.livejournal.com]

But of course! You would be credited and any user of the icon would first be required to Bow Down to Botias and her awesome powers of sloganeering.

[botias.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, how soon you have forgotten where all the blame credit was apportioned. They will bow to you!

[mere-ubu.livejournal.com]

Heh. Saw that, did you? *aggrieved sigh* I'll endure the adoration if I must!

[botias.livejournal.com]

All the adoration can be yours, and if you really want to feel like a queen apparently Ding Dongs are the key. According to the official site:

"Ding Dongs - enrobed with chocolate coating, with rich and majestic crème filling, you can't help but feel like royalty when you bite into one."

"The name Ding Dong came from the chiming bells used in Hostess' first television commercials and you'll be singing a happy tune every time you polish off a package."

Polish off a package!! Of twelve?! I thought junk food companies were trying to improve their image by encouraging moderation.

Seems King Don is a regional name.