Gosh Darn It

[botias]

My Alien Overlord fic is making me pouty. *pouts* I feel like I went the wrong way with it a bit. Oh well, I still like the porn. >:) Except the porn is not as good if the characters aren't right >:( Ah well, onward, pornward.

I posted about willys/schlongs/little firemen/jade stalks/prongs in my last post, here's an analysis of the 'glittery hooha.' I got this from my flist some time back, but I can't find the post now and am frightened to guess lest I guess wrong. The 'glittery hoo-hoo' 'glittery hooha' (isn't a hoo-hoo like a Twinky or something?) is the romance (and romance!fic) convention that once the hero has laid eyes on/laid other parts on the heroine he is ruined for all other women. He may have sex with other women, even good sex from a technical standpoint, but it will just never quite satisfy him the way she does. There is almost always a corollary that she manages this despite having less sexual polish than some of his other partners--it's the power of the G...

More stuff gakked from my flist, this one via mina_de_malfois made me giggle. As a child, I read all the Nancy Drew stories to be had at the library. The Lost Outlines of Carolyn Keene

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[mere-ubu.livejournal.com]

But of course! You would be credited and any user of the icon would first be required to Bow Down to Botias and her awesome powers of sloganeering.

[botias.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, how soon you have forgotten where all the blame credit was apportioned. They will bow to you!

[mere-ubu.livejournal.com]

Heh. Saw that, did you? *aggrieved sigh* I'll endure the adoration if I must!

[botias.livejournal.com]

All the adoration can be yours, and if you really want to feel like a queen apparently Ding Dongs are the key. According to the official site:

"Ding Dongs - enrobed with chocolate coating, with rich and majestic crème filling, you can't help but feel like royalty when you bite into one."

"The name Ding Dong came from the chiming bells used in Hostess' first television commercials and you'll be singing a happy tune every time you polish off a package."

Polish off a package!! Of twelve?! I thought junk food companies were trying to improve their image by encouraging moderation.

Seems King Don is a regional name.