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Me: Do guys really masturbate in bathtubs?
A: No.
Me: I just read about it again. The time before that it was in a Snape/Hermione fic of all things.
A: Snape bathes?
Me: Exactly, I mean it seems odd to me whenever I read about it. Wouldn't their elbows bang on the sides?
A: How often do I take baths?
Me: You don't. Well, except when I get you to take one with me. So... pretty much only when there's a frisky nekkid chick in the tub.
A: Pretty much.
A: No.
Me: I just read about it again. The time before that it was in a Snape/Hermione fic of all things.
A: Snape bathes?
Me: Exactly, I mean it seems odd to me whenever I read about it. Wouldn't their elbows bang on the sides?
A: How often do I take baths?
Me: You don't. Well, except when I get you to take one with me. So... pretty much only when there's a frisky nekkid chick in the tub.
A: Pretty much.
