Valentines Day

I know that a number of people out there are much too historically and culturally aware to have anything but disdain for this ebol Christian mockery of a Pur pagan soire, dragged from its unhallowed grave, and made to perform unwholesome works by even-eboler Godless Capitalists.

In an attempt to one-up them on the coolness scale, I pronounce Valentines Day as barely worthy of my attention, much less my disdain. Besides, I got some loot (thank you Capitalist Forefathers!) and I love bright red and hot pink, especially if it is glittery.