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What Not to Do When You're A Scab
Feb. 21st, 2007 12:16 pmMy mom received complimentary strike training at work.
Things not to do when crossing the picket line:
Why the emphasis on the one-fingered salute? It seems that this will be construed as the company flipping off the strikers. Bad for image. Apparently it can be expected for the conflict to spread. Last time a local boy scout meeting erupted into a brawl. *shakes head*
In other news, my weekend had some moments so purely wonderful that if I lived in a Jossverse, something big would surely be about to eat me. If it is any consolation, I will now report that my geriatric, one-eyed cat has decided that the spot next to the refrigerator is superior to his litter box in some way. Of my top ten most reviled substances, cat urine is right below cat crap which is below dog crap which is second only to snake vomit.
Things not to do when crossing the picket line:
- Flip off the strikers
- Remove your shoe and hit the strikers with it
- Extend your middle finger to the strikers
- Wave your paycheck at the strikers
- Give the strikers the bird
- Wave cash at the strikers (here it was interjected that rubbing two nickels together would be more accurate)
Why the emphasis on the one-fingered salute? It seems that this will be construed as the company flipping off the strikers. Bad for image. Apparently it can be expected for the conflict to spread. Last time a local boy scout meeting erupted into a brawl. *shakes head*
In other news, my weekend had some moments so purely wonderful that if I lived in a Jossverse, something big would surely be about to eat me. If it is any consolation, I will now report that my geriatric, one-eyed cat has decided that the spot next to the refrigerator is superior to his litter box in some way. Of my top ten most reviled substances, cat urine is right below cat crap which is below dog crap which is second only to snake vomit.
