Buggin' Street Slang

Today I got stood up by a potential tenant (hope nothing bad happened to them), had to come up with a more polite way of saying 'baby mamma' for an obituary, fed cookies to solar installers (solar installers the reboot) and now I'm about to go pick up a tub. I think I would like 'baby momma' to feature somewhere in my obit, personally, but I'm weird like that. Tomorrow 8YO becomes a 9YO. I haven't bought anything. I'm a bad baby momma, and the Mister hasn't had the privacy to make the custom T-shirt he designed. Plus, seeds? Still not planted.