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OK pity party. WAAAAHHHHHH!!! BOO HOO HOO HOOO *sniffle* For one thing I'm lying nekid on brown shag carpeting and I think I'm allergic which is really bad enough, but the real issue here is that the other Jazzercise instructors AREN'T more challenging. It's just lame. I don't wanna do Jazzercise in a school auditorium with housewives and grandmas. I want to do Cardio Jam in a health club with lawyers and musicians and trust fund babies, then I want to retire to the locker room and read in the hot tub for as long as my conscience will let me. I want my lifestyle back. *whimper*

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[elynne.livejournal.com]

I'll go to your pity party if you'll come to mine. :)

You're allergic to brown shag carpet? Or allergic to being nekkid? Being allergic to being nekkid would be - strange, and probably really irritating.

Slooooo Jazzercize! I have to go now, bye.