Fic!Spike vs. Canon!Spike

[botias]

You're at the hospital with your sick mom.	Paces worriedly in his crypt.	Breaks into your house and steals your underwear.
About your friends…	Bonds with them as soon as they give him half a chance; the homicidal asshat thing is just a protective facade for a sensitive guy that really cares about people.	Fantasizes about you ditching the pathetic hangers-on and letting him show you what power is really for. What you see in them is a complete mystery.
On rape...	Not sporting, that; not his thing. Angelus on the other hand… *shakes head*	It takes all the fun out of it if they're already too weak to cry.
Oh no! Your ex-boyfriend catches you in bed with him!	His only thought is for you. Though chipped, he valiantly threatens your ex with bodily harm at the first hint of criticizing you. *much sexy growling and posturing*	Thinks the scenario is just delicious. He knows your ex is too honorable to stake him (wanker) and he takes full advantage, rubbing it in as deep as he can. Oh, are you still here?
You're deeply depressed and floundering…	Watches your back and delivers pithy vampire advice between exchanging worried looks with your friends. He can't help but hope your growing friendship will lead to something.	Is worried about you, doesn't want you to go offing yourself or anything. But what a priceless opportunity to get over on you at last and maybe even cut you loose from your loser friends.
To prove his love…	Gives up evil doin's of all sorts. Changing yourself to be what they want, even if it goes against your very nature, isn't that what love's about really? And he's always been love's bitch.	Betrays his ex-love and offers to stake her in front of you, but oh no, he'd never hurt YOU… much… just don't go dumping him the way she did.
You are in mortal peril!	Would navigate a flaming moat of holy water to save you.	Would navigate a flaming moat of holy water to save you. (dammit)
On slash...	"Me and Angel? And you want to film it? On one condition: that you strap one on and join in, baby. Men, women *shrug* all I care about is the person inside."	"Me?! A bloody poofter?! I don't even let other blokes in my car much less... Look, you all do what you want, I'm leaving before I go blind or something."

Comments

[bendy1.livejournal.com]

But I love naughty canon Spike much better. Or I'd sleep with naughty canon Spike a lot quicker at any rate.

Would navigate a flaming moat of holy water to save you. (dammit)

Hee. He can't help himself :)

[xevildeadgirlx.livejournal.com]

Hilarious. I love it :D Def. canon spike for me... :D

[quietpoet.livejournal.com]

hahah this is great!! Canon!Spike is so sexy, but Fic!Spike is yummy too!! Can't I have both? (evil grin)

[botias.livejournal.com]

So far two votes for canon!Spike and one who wants them both at once. I like the way you think. :)

[copykween.livejournal.com]

Bwahahah!

Would navigate a flaming moat of holy water to save you. (dammit)

And look super!sexy!cool doing. While smoking.

[quietpoet.livejournal.com]

why thank you! Can you imagine!? They would probably kill you from pleasure, and if he liked you, turn you so he could play with you forever

*iz ded*

[botias.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Canon Spike is quite the unabashed bad boy.

[botias.livejournal.com]

They had to have at least one thing in common right? They are supposed to be the same character and all.

[botias.livejournal.com]

You're so right *pictures it*

[botias.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, canon!Spike would turn you and fic!Spike would cry about it.

[quietpoet.livejournal.com]

haahah or somehow have a soul shoved into canon!spike turning him into fic!spike and go crazy for a few hours until you finally found a way to soothe him and would fall asleep purring

[botias.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, I forgot all about that. fic!spike totally purrs, canon!spike... not so much. Which is too bad really cuz I like the purring thing; canon!spike growls though, yum.

[quietpoet.livejournal.com]

i think we've both read too much fic lol. or, not enough...

actually, have you ever read any fic by kallysten? shes got a nice mix of fic!andcanon!spike wrapped into one package.

[copykween.livejournal.com]

He'd LIGHT the cig. on the flaming holy water, of course. Which is a neat trick, considering how he'll also be smirking, raising his eyebrow AND swishing his duster around simultaneously. Not to mention crying emo tears over his poetry.

[botias.livejournal.com]

Hee! I think only fic!spike has to do all that and be emo at the same time, making him yet more talented actually. Maybe it's all the energy he saves not being conflicted about the heroics.

[botias.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I have or not, I'll have to check her out. Have you ever read Double Spiked?

[quietpoet.livejournal.com]

it sounds really familiar....wasn't it really smutty?

[botias.livejournal.com]

Yup, extremely. But it featured S6 Spike and S2 Spike or something like that. Bad and Badder.

[copykween.livejournal.com]

See? Being selfless is its own reward!

HEE...gimmie Canon!Spike any day!

Woobie Fic!Spike would get boring in a hurry. Then there would be more self-doubt and emo tears. Do we REALLY want that?

[bendy1.livejournal.com]

When Canon Spike growled on the submarine episode I did that whole 'freeze until the big bad thing goes away' thing.

I'd have given up all my Nazi sekkrits, rolled over and possibly peed in submission :)

[bendy1.livejournal.com]

Sometimes all fic Spike and canon Spike have in common is pale skin and cheekbones.

Fic Spike occasionally loses twelve inches in height so fic Angel can cuddle him. Bless 'em.

[botias.livejournal.com]

(And the coat) Some people write Spike four feet some odd tall?!

[botias.livejournal.com]

Heh, I just watched Halloween. When he rips the choker off that girl's neck and growls and lunges just to make her scream? *dies*

[bendy1.livejournal.com]

Well to be fair, maybe they're writing Angel as eight and a half feet tall. Whichever way, fic Spike can sit on his knee in a teeny weeny ball to be rocked to sleep.

Actually the other way, Xander often shrinks to three feet tall so Spike can comfort him. Flexible fic people.

[bendy1.livejournal.com]

Canon Spike is very scary sometimes. ::rolls over for him::