"My dog's s*%@ doesn't stink!"

[botias]

I posted the rental on craigslist a few days ago and am getting the usual assortment of desperate dog owners, but this one is a cut above and her owner is apparently exceptional too:

"I have a perfectly behaved, mature(12 yr old) Australian Shepherd mix that would be living with me. She doesn't bark, chew things, scratch floors, urinate on carpeting, or destroy landscaping. She eats only premium dog food, no table scraps, so her poop is fairly benign, meaning that it has little or no odor and I pick up after her. My current landlord will vouch for her. In fact, my current landlord offered to reduce my rent by almost half if I would consider staying where I am."

As a landlord, I am always caught between tenants that could probably use a break and tenants who are likely to cause me the least trouble.

Comments

[zanthinegirl.livejournal.com]

Hee!

though I think I'd probably go with the tenant least likely to to cause me trouble...

[botias.livejournal.com]

Yes, I think it's a good move to be charitable only in ways that are not likely to cause financial disaster.

[pierma29.livejournal.com]

Lol Heeee! I needed a good laugh.

I just have to say being a dog owner no matter what type of diet your dog has the presents left still smells. Also, the bigger the animal the bigger the present left.

I would go with the tenant least likely to cause trouble.

[botias.livejournal.com]

Yes, I think this guy is telling me a story, whether he knows it or not. But it did give me a good laugh.

Yes, I plan to.

[cleoius.livejournal.com]

Thanks for posting this. It made me laugh! XD