Anatomy

[botias]

I keep reading in fic about Buffy getting sent to the outer reaches of the solar system via her cervix being prodded by Spike's generous schlong. I'm fine with the space exploration (God yes), but the cervix thing always niggles, because the cervix is not located at the end of the vagina. It's three maybe four inches deep. Making the length of Spike's mighty cervix tickler... well, let's just say that it's clearly from NASA's "smaller, faster, cheaper" era, Mars Rover not Space Shuttle. But the real tragedy, of course, is what this means for Angel and Riley who (according to the law of the Spuffyverse) must therefore not even be escaping Earth's gravitational pull. *pats them*

ETA: Please don't anybody be sad :( There's something good up there in the farther reaches of the solar system; it just ain't the cervix.

Comments

[elynne.livejournal.com]

The title for this post should be "anatomy vs. astronomy". ;)

[botias.livejournal.com]

Oooh! Unless I could work some astrology in there somehow... but then I might hurt myself.

[elynne.livejournal.com]

Owwww. If you know off the top of your head what the astrological signs of the major Buffy characters are, I dub thee Fangirl Prime. *wince* ;)

[botias.livejournal.com]

Well, see, I don't just do what James would do, anyone could do that. I've taken it to the next level, I read his astrological report and do what the stars say James should do. Works out much better.

[timeofchange.livejournal.com]

Now you've got me laughing again. Your wit is quick, doll.

[botias.livejournal.com]

:D